my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
