Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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