Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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