After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize