real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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