My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I need to stop coming to work sober
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just googled if crying burns calories
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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