just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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