I can text with my tongue
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He is an equal opportunity slut.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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