We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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