I wish I only lived at night.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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