? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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