Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My liver just had a heart attack.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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