im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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