guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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