Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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