Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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