quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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