What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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