A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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