I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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