So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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