Need sex. Gaining weight.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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