Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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