I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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