I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize