And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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