Whats the glycemic index on semen?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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