Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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