I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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