Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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