all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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