That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You dont lie about slip and slides
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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