Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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