When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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