GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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