You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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