Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My life is pants optional.
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