I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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