id be glad to
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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