Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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