Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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