what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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