just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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