i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
