In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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