had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
