She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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