im gay
i know
yea but for you.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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