Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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