Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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