He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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