I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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