Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
