I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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